Category: Tales for the Crohnies
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Obsessed
I am minorly (OK more than minorly) obsessed with toilet paper. Whenever I enter a bathroom I check the toilet paper roll. If it’s less than a quarter full, even if I’m going for a pee, I need to get another one to have on hand for emergencies. Fairly often my bowels are like “oh…
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Always be my baby?
I think of my bowels as a strange toddler I didn’t choose to have. Before leaving the house you always have to go try to get your kid to have a pee. Except with my bowels, I visit the bathroom and make sure I have a poo. I don’t have to feel the need…
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